Hi, friends. Sorry for the late notice about the most current episode of the podcast being available, but we’ve been very busy lately. So busy, in fact, that I was going to write my weekly message late last night before going to bed. But some old friends called to let me know they were in the neighborhood, and so I unexpectedly found myself at a trendy Williamsburg bar until 1:30 a.m., drinking overpriced, tiny cocktails with cleverly retro-sounding names.
Most of them tasted like Jell-O that hadn’t been left in the fridge long enough, but that’s a whole other story.
I compensated by settling in for a delicious wheat beer as we swapped stories about days gone by. I can’t really repeat any of them because the conversation took a turn for the illicit, but suffice it to say it’s not advisable to create avant-garde art projects by taking dead deer you find on the side of the road, cutting their heads off with a chainsaw and stringing them from a tree. Unless you want to be mistaken for an insane serial killer by the local police.
But look, it’s your own life. Do you what you need to do. The only thing I can do is offer wisdom and guidance.
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This week’s edition of the podcast takes a very serious turn for the NSFW as we discuss strip clubs. Yes, it’s amusing and you won’t regret the sixteen or seventeen minutes you spend in our company, but if you listen to it at work, please put your headphones on.
As you probably know, it’s not a given that our new partially Republican-controlled Congress will extend unemployment benefits, and we don’t want to be responsible for anybody having to move back in with their parents.
You can stream the show here and at SelfAbsorbed.me, and subscribe in iTunes.
As always, please write a review and rate us. And spread the word to your friends, family, parole officers, coworkers and any fearsome one-eyed Icelandic assassins trying to track you down and kill you.
Most of them tasted like Jell-O that hadn’t been left in the fridge long enough, but that’s a whole other story.
I compensated by settling in for a delicious wheat beer as we swapped stories about days gone by. I can’t really repeat any of them because the conversation took a turn for the illicit, but suffice it to say it’s not advisable to create avant-garde art projects by taking dead deer you find on the side of the road, cutting their heads off with a chainsaw and stringing them from a tree. Unless you want to be mistaken for an insane serial killer by the local police.
But look, it’s your own life. Do you what you need to do. The only thing I can do is offer wisdom and guidance.
***********
This week’s edition of the podcast takes a very serious turn for the NSFW as we discuss strip clubs. Yes, it’s amusing and you won’t regret the sixteen or seventeen minutes you spend in our company, but if you listen to it at work, please put your headphones on.
As you probably know, it’s not a given that our new partially Republican-controlled Congress will extend unemployment benefits, and we don’t want to be responsible for anybody having to move back in with their parents.
You can stream the show here and at SelfAbsorbed.me, and subscribe in iTunes.
As always, please write a review and rate us. And spread the word to your friends, family, parole officers, coworkers and any fearsome one-eyed Icelandic assassins trying to track you down and kill you.
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